October 9 Update!

October 9 Update!

Happy Thanksgiving to my Canadian slaves and no matter where you are I hope that you remember to give thanks to that special woman or women you give your svbm1ssion t, today or any day.  As a Dominatrix, I can tell you I spend a lot of time dealing with losers who think mainly of themselves and not enough about others, especially the Superior Female.

Here are a few messages I received this weekend. "Mistress I am due for a good face sitting followed up by CG and mish so a full on GFE".  What?  He is due?  Cow Girl and missionary?  Girl Friend Experience.  LMAO!  This guy hasn’t quite grasped the Dominatrix experience.  I told him to buy a membership and write me back in a week.  Then before I have even sent him my message, he writes again and asks for full service.  Let me get my big black strapon out, some cuffs, and a crop, nipple clamps, an enema bag… I’ll show him full service.

And how about this guy,  "I'm new to this stuff.  Very shy but interested in spanking".  Okay, a mild over the knee spanking no problem, but has this guy seen my work?  Mistress Kandy loves to beat asses raw. And I mean raw!  Are you requesting a paddle, bare hand spanking, the need to write six emails to get basic details likely means you are not going to hear from me after the second email.  Details, bitch, details.

Just as message after message has me losing faith in all men, this weekend, I get an email like this, "Dear Mistress Kandy, I like a big ass in my face. Eating ass and farts."

Okay, that’s more like it.  Straight to the point and this guy obviously knows how much I love to fart nice wet juicy stinky farts in slaves faces.  In fact, I am getting a clip made right now called ‘Kandy's 50 Fiercest Farts’ and you will see that on the site this week, in the next day or two at the latest.  As a bonus you get 11 extra farts from Olivia-Rose.  Over 60 farts in an 8 minute clip, crap, pun intended, I hope you are already excited?  Write me if you want to buy a pair of my stinky panties, as well, because with those in hand, this could easily be the best clip you have ever seen.  See the farts, smell the farts.  Maybe that’s what he meant by full service?

This evening, I will eat a ton of gravy and stuffing loaded with garlic and onions, tons of stinky dips and chips and then call my starving slave out from under the table, tell him to get his nose and mouth into my asshole and let loose some of the most stinky farts imaginable.  If, and only if, my slave survives this experience, I will let him feed from my ass, as well. Gobble, Gobble, his dinner will be nice and warm, the way anyone would love a Holiday meal, and he hasn’t eaten all day so is bound to be hungry.

As for you, stay kinky and if you want to write just remember to know your place and give me something detailed enough that I can be bothered to write back.  I love my slaves, even the dumb ones, but I get a lot of messages and it can often be a numbers game, work hard to earn my time.

Luv, Kandy