I Stand on Your Head

Princess Ami rules over all pathetic losers. She will do whatever it takes to get you to obey and fulfill her wishes. Sometimes the slaves are so stupid, they can't even handle the simplest of tasks. For this reason, Princess Ami enjoys stomping her ideas into the puny brains of the pathetic slaves. She stands on your head and stomps away until you finally understand.

Aren't you lucky that she is willing to help you understand? Isn't she amazing for taking the time to teach you? Now lay down and prepare to have your head stomped.