Work For It, Bitch

Ms Bijou Steal has called you in for a meeting. Your lack of productivity leaves her two choices: Either she lets you go, or you become her panty maid. Ms Steal won't pay you, mind you, you don't deserve it, but she thinks this is a task you can handle. She must warn you though, she is not wearing her best panties. To the contrary: Bijou is wearing a 7-year- old, dirty, sweaty thong. She, too, is very busy behind closed doors. The thong will testify to that.